(Apologies that I have confused people with the below. BOM is the Bureau of Meteorology - a very integral government service in this very weather dependant land.)
Poor old BOM.
So out of touch with people, a year or so ago had a very middle-child response. A name change was launched without warning but much fanfare by some bureaucratic marketing department. They had decided that they didn't want to be called such a destructive homophone - does that make them homophoneophobic? - and preferred the more grown up version of The Bureau.
Nonsense, said the general public, we like your old stuff better than your new stuff.
Thus they reverted to BOM.
So came time for their website security upgrade, as burglars of today think nothing of mining your search history for when you are to be absent and your locale being more identifiable.
*Why not " the faceless them if the Bureau thought "change the curtains while the opportunity presents" but then chose to the most (metaphorically speaking) godawful mustard frill and misspelled Chinese cheap shit curtains for the Reno and the mother-in-law (aka ABC the public broadcaster - and then all other media outlets and their listeners and viewers) complained.
I totally get it. Lives may well be lost if they stuff up because of seemingly minor irritating merde as this.
But as all of my ancestors came by boat to this land 150-260 years ago, and they placed their lives into the hands of cavaliers harnessing the wind and a great deal of hope towards the goal of getting over to the other side of the planet, is complaining about this a little modern and soft-underbellied of us?
And they would have dreamt of a time that they could have known what tomorrow would bring, let along the lottery of crossing oceans in an uncharted future.
But poor old BOM needs our attention and the knowledge that they fit into our landscape without these petulant outbreaks.
So that is a longabout way of saying that it is stormy again here tonight and we hope to goodness that common sense and BOM work together on an upcoming sailing trip for a member of the family.
(Translation for those not inside my head - one daughter is off on a science under sail excursion for the next five days and I am hoping for calm conditions weather-wise)
Oh, and my (house hunting) shortlist went to two on Monday when one contender just seemed a little pokey on inspection.
(The house hunting shortlist reduced again) To one by Friday lunch when I (finally) got the guts to enquire about the expensive but ve-ry nice one within spitting distance of work and discovered another "under offer" straight arm defence.
Which makes it (house hunting shortlist) basically Zero as my very first enquiry remains disengaged so I am doomed to never be an internet acquaintance from early this century's next door neighbour.
I had a brief love affair with one house near the end of a cul-de-sac but alas it too had been promised within three days of offer.
The market is what is known as hot.
(Lesson taken from above) Task one - sell and step into the unknown.
At that profundity the thunder rolled across the heavens and I will have to bid adieu.
I am to be away before 6 tomorrow so now must sleep.
Good night.
















